i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
