no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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