If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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