yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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