No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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