I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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