So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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