WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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