please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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