I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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