if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Come see our sink grown plant.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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