So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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