I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My pussy is not your playground.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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