the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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