I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i just google imaged poop.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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