We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just want nice things and good sex
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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