why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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