Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
