glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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