And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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