Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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