Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
This baby is an asshole
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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