Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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