a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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