my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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