I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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