I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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