she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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