why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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