Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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