he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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