Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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