ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Also, beer. Big fan.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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