I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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