i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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