physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
no, he came in my armpit
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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