i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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