I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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