i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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