sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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