She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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