I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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