So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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