it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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