there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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