out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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