no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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