is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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