i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He is an equal opportunity slut.
My balls are so social today.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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