Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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